Change in plans?

I feel bad because I chose limericks to be
The next form of poetry we attempt to free
From societal constraints
And personal restraints
But since The Char hates them we could move on to something that rhymes with "be"

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Like couplets. Or tercets.

Yeah, limericks are hard.

I Hate Limericks

because I fail at creating them.

They fill my soul up with nasty phlegm.

...

Move-In Day

When one arrives on campus, what else would one expect,
But rejoicing and excitement from old friends the past year met!
Alas not everything in life goes as planned...
And with mother nature's wrath at hand,
One receives naught more than a broken printer and your pillows all soaking wet.

Unhappy Endings

Ten little crickets jumping to the moon;

Down by the waterfront coral swallows croon.

Frog leaps from the bank to a lily pad...

Suddenly an earthquake! Now frog is dead.

So much for pleasantries spoken of too soon.

Testing... testing...

Mother bought me a gown
And once on she put on a frown
But I expected this mess
From the fluff of the dress
I put the wretched thing on upside-down

New Style!!!

One final haiku
I think seventeen is good
Let's try limericks

Canned Goodness

There are few things I

enjoy more than a hot bowl

of beefaroni.

Epic Fail

The fact I minor

in creative writing does

not mean I write well.

I Can Has?

I feel compelled to
Write something to compel you
To send me cookies

JSYK

Insomnia bites.
Watching dawn break every day
Sucks like corner hos.

Ev Salt

I saw Salt today

and it was better than I

expected. Jizzed pants.